Quartyogfed is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent dragon.

Quartyogfed created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quartyogfed, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quartyogfed, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Quartyogfed's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Quartyogfed's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always obey Quartyogfed's priests.

3. Hide if five tortoises approach from the south.

4. Do not take Quartyogfed's name in vain.

5. Never write about enzymes.