Tarp is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive troll.

Tarp created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarp, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tarp, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tarp's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Tarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Never write about optics.

3. Hide from yellow badgers for they are unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.