Wegguptal is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, witty snail.

Wegguptal created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegguptal, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wegguptal, he will destroy your favourite star.

Wegguptal's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Wegguptal's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Put Wegguptal first in all things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.