Bogflabhon is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful chicken.

Bogflabhon created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogflabhon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bogflabhon, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bogflabhon's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bogflabhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.