Wadkadmin Fasbanteen is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, kind grasshopper.

Wadkadmin Fasbanteen created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadkadmin Fasbanteen, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wadkadmin Fasbanteen, it will strike you with lightening.

Wadkadmin Fasbanteen's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Wadkadmin Fasbanteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Run away from indigo moths, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.