Zedpomgud is a god.

He takes the form of a large, sage toad.

Zedpomgud created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zedpomgud, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zedpomgud, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Zedpomgud's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Zedpomgud's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Never feed wheat to snails while wearing jumpers.

4. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

5. Do not kill dolphins.