Cadcumstanratbotnart is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, irritating tapir.

Cadcumstanratbotnart created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadcumstanratbotnart, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cadcumstanratbotnart, she will refuse to believe in you.

Cadcumstanratbotnart's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cadcumstanratbotnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Cadcumstanratbotnart loves rats, so they must be respected.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.