Vidhon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty frog.

Vidhon created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidhon, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vidhon, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vidhon's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Vidhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of strawberries to swans while wearing gray corsets.

2. Never hurt snails.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

5. Do not laugh in public.