Komfencanhit is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, impressive fish.

Komfencanhit created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komfencanhit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Komfencanhit, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Komfencanhit's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Komfencanhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Always obey Komfencanhit's priests.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Komfencanhit.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.