Fasdunfligpod is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, sage dryad.

Fasdunfligpod created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fasdunfligpod, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fasdunfligpod, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fasdunfligpod's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fasdunfligpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

2. Hide from green dolphins for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never skip in the presence of dogs.

5. Never talk about dark matter near great tits while wearing indigo trousers.