Bissbepnull is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered cobra.

Bissbepnull created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bissbepnull, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bissbepnull, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bissbepnull's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bissbepnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.