Yarpruljab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthoughtful newt.

Yarpruljab created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpruljab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yarpruljab, he will be mildly annoyed.

Yarpruljab's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Yarpruljab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.