Dapladcentarpnulwadlamzog is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable wren.

Dapladcentarpnulwadlamzog created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapladcentarpnulwadlamzog, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dapladcentarpnulwadlamzog, he will destroy your home planet.

Dapladcentarpnulwadlamzog's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Dapladcentarpnulwadlamzog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Dapladcentarpnulwadlamzog in the centre of the settlement.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.