Pogtailmob Mobarpfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate sheep.

Pogtailmob Mobarpfoss created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogtailmob Mobarpfoss, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pogtailmob Mobarpfoss, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pogtailmob Mobarpfoss' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Pogtailmob Mobarpfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not run in public.