Madbastvidfarrawhim is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, impressive dingo.

Madbastvidfarrawhim created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madbastvidfarrawhim, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Madbastvidfarrawhim, it will turn you into a goat.

Madbastvidfarrawhim's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Madbastvidfarrawhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. You must pray to Madbastvidfarrawhim four times a day.