Pigyat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody dove.

Pigyat created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigyat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pigyat, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pigyat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pigyat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Pigyat three times a day.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near snakes while wearing blue scarves and balancing four nickel spheres on your neck.

3. Pigyat loves swans, so they must be honoured.

4. Never feed gooseberries to ducks while wearing green skirts.

5. Always stare at clouds.