Babbudvolfon Xemkenquag is a god.

It takes the form of a large, thoughtless whale.

Babbudvolfon Xemkenquag created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babbudvolfon Xemkenquag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Babbudvolfon Xemkenquag, it will remove you from existence.

Babbudvolfon Xemkenquag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Babbudvolfon Xemkenquag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Babbudvolfon Xemkenquag.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Respect your elders.