Cibtailzan Randodtetti is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, boastful penguin.

Cibtailzan Randodtetti created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibtailzan Randodtetti, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cibtailzan Randodtetti, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cibtailzan Randodtetti's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cibtailzan Randodtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never laugh in the presence of horses.

3. Never eat lemons.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never feed lots of figs to squirrels while wearing fawn rings.