Rapbodlin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful raven.

Rapbodlin created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapbodlin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rapbodlin, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Rapbodlin's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rapbodlin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Rapbodlin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Do not commit murder.