Dobflaglap is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying bat.

Dobflaglap created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobflaglap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dobflaglap, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dobflaglap's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Dobflaglap's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Dobflaglap on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.