Fasrowmis is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced swan.

Fasrowmis created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasrowmis, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fasrowmis, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Fasrowmis' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fasrowmis' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fasrowmis.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always wear blue.