Kamstragwodpaddussgil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, grumpy wyrm.

Kamstragwodpaddussgil created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamstragwodpaddussgil, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kamstragwodpaddussgil, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kamstragwodpaddussgil's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Kamstragwodpaddussgil's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four aardvarks approach from the west.

2. Worship no other gods but Kamstragwodpaddussgil.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never wear gray trousers.