Busvinfumbomyarzodyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, sage chicken.

Busvinfumbomyarzodyarl created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Busvinfumbomyarzodyarl, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Busvinfumbomyarzodyarl, she will laugh at you.

Busvinfumbomyarzodyarl's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Busvinfumbomyarzodyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not speak about cherries.

3. Always help mites.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.