Lenbunxuc is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient fish.

Lenbunxuc created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lenbunxuc, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lenbunxuc, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Lenbunxuc's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Lenbunxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Run away if nine foxes approach from the east.

4. Never run near aardvarks.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.