Hudsomfadtap is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, sapient fox.

Hudsomfadtap created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudsomfadtap, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hudsomfadtap, she will turn you into a slug.

Hudsomfadtap's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Hudsomfadtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always look after injured voles.