Fudgeprip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unfair bear.

Fudgeprip created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudgeprip, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fudgeprip, it will throw large rocks at you.

Fudgeprip's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fudgeprip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Fudgeprip in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.