Nellrag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy skunk.

Nellrag created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Nellrag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nellrag, he will strike you with lightening.

Nellrag's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nellrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never sit in the presence of seals.