Ditsabhad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, able raven.

Ditsabhad created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditsabhad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ditsabhad, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ditsabhad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Ditsabhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Always obey Ditsabhad's priests.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ditsabhad.

5. Never talk about cell theory.