Linnakshav is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, passionate otter.

Linnakshav created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linnakshav, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Linnakshav, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Linnakshav's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Linnakshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never feed parsnips to hamsters while wearing violet shoes.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near horses while wearing red skirts and balancing five iron spheres on your face.