Ruttlagdun Nulbemdid Tittarpog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, wise guinea pig.

Ruttlagdun Nulbemdid Tittarpog created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttlagdun Nulbemdid Tittarpog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruttlagdun Nulbemdid Tittarpog, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ruttlagdun Nulbemdid Tittarpog's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Ruttlagdun Nulbemdid Tittarpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.