Gemsawpan Danhaknak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome hummingbird.

Gemsawpan Danhaknak created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemsawpan Danhaknak, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gemsawpan Danhaknak, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gemsawpan Danhaknak's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Gemsawpan Danhaknak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always look after injured ducks.

5. Fast once a month.