Pinhasbum is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy beaver.

Pinhasbum created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinhasbum, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pinhasbum, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pinhasbum's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Pinhasbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pinhasbum.