Hancussyar is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful goblin.

Hancussyar created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hancussyar, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hancussyar, it will destroy your favourite star.

Hancussyar's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hancussyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Put Hancussyar first in all things.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.