Stangabjon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, almighty troll.

Stangabjon created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stangabjon, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stangabjon, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Stangabjon's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Stangabjon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta doves for they are unholy.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Do not speak about turnips.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink alcohol.