Sinwonsin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, witless octopus.

Sinwonsin created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Sinwonsin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sinwonsin, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Sinwonsin's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sinwonsin's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

2. Retreat if five porpoises approach from the south.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.