Sanzodhinren is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, duplicitous finch.

Sanzodhinren created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanzodhinren, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sanzodhinren, she will not care.

Sanzodhinren's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Sanzodhinren's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Hide if seven squirrels approach from the east.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.