Wipfotbatbell is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating lion.

Wipfotbatbell created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipfotbatbell, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wipfotbatbell, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wipfotbatbell's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wipfotbatbell's Holy Commandments

1. Wipfotbatbell loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always look after injured birds.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.