Soggebrawkargar is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-assured mole.

Soggebrawkargar created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Soggebrawkargar, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Soggebrawkargar, she will turn you into a goat.

Soggebrawkargar's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Soggebrawkargar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never paint your legs gray.