Ligrancib is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited
ant.
Ligrancib created parasitic wasps two million years ago.
If you believe in
Ligrancib, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Ligrancib, she will come to you in dreams.
Ligrancib's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Ligrancib's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured dogs.
2. Do not wear titanium on your body.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Hide if six great tits approach from the west.
5. Never paint your neck yellow.