Kipfatpan is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent
cat.
Kipfatpan created a quark eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kipfatpan, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Kipfatpan, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Kipfatpan's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Kipfatpan's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Kipfatpan's priests.
2. Always help doves in need.
3. Learn nine new languages a year.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Do not kill dolphins.