Govzedtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, witless shrew.

Govzedtetti created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govzedtetti, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Govzedtetti, it will be mildly annoyed.

Govzedtetti's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Govzedtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near ants while wearing fawn dresses and balancing eight platinum spheres on your head.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.