Kenfudwit is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, able mole.

Kenfudwit created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenfudwit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kenfudwit, it will come to you in dreams.

Kenfudwit's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Kenfudwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Erect four lead sculptures of Kenfudwit on top of important buildings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Never leap near seals.