Cinvaghun is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, awesome capybara.

Cinvaghun created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinvaghun, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cinvaghun, she will destroy your home planet.

Cinvaghun's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cinvaghun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never mention ants.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.