Yoktalnill is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing
goose.
Yoktalnill created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yoktalnill, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Yoktalnill, it will turn you into a small brown duck.
Yoktalnill's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Yoktalnill's Holy Commandments1. Never eat lentils.
2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.
3. Never mention frogs.
4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.
5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.