Ceplopaf is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty warg.

Ceplopaf created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceplopaf, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ceplopaf, he will turn you into a goat.

Ceplopaf's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Ceplopaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of gooseberries to badgers while wearing cyan shoes.

2. You must pray to Ceplopaf seven times a day.

3. Ceplopaf must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.
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