Batneggedfotget is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, kind tapir.

Batneggedfotget created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Batneggedfotget, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Batneggedfotget, she will turn you into a duck.

Batneggedfotget's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Batneggedfotget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about dogs.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.