Zakcibtin is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, narcissistic toad.

Zakcibtin created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Zakcibtin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zakcibtin, she will think nothing of it.

Zakcibtin's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Zakcibtin's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Zakcibtin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not take Zakcibtin's name in vain.

5. Always treat snails with great respect.
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