Bastwithud is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, overgenerous hedgehog.

Bastwithud created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastwithud, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bastwithud, he will think nothing of it.

Bastwithud's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Bastwithud's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Put Bastwithud first in all things.

3. Worship no other gods but Bastwithud.

4. Run away if five porpoises approach from the east.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.