Likdinpadbun is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying dragon.

Likdinpadbun created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likdinpadbun, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Likdinpadbun, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Likdinpadbun's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Likdinpadbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not covet oxen.