Sadkiktettitun is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, egotistical wren.

Sadkiktettitun created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadkiktettitun, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sadkiktettitun, he will laugh at you.

Sadkiktettitun's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sadkiktettitun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never play with disobedient children.